all in a day's work.

where else do you get to say 'teats' 50 times a day and hear the snickers from parents that are observing on the other side of the wall?

where else do you get to be so lucky to answer such on-the-spot dandies like:
 "mrs. science, how do the baby cows come out of the moms?"
"so, if the milk comes out from those tits, where does the poop come out?"

well, if you are lucky like me, this place is called work.

jealous much?